One Cloudflare Workers cron, many jobs: a per-minute tick with time branching

<p>A 30-line Slack notifier was eating 60% of my CPU-time budget across 4 client Workers. The culprit: a runaway alarm loop I assumed was impossible.</p> <p>Here's the part

<p>Cloudflare is folding Pages into Workers. Pages isn't getting killed tomorrow, but all the new stuff lands on Workers only. I migrated all my Pages projects earlier this year

<p>When a customer-support system retries outbound webhooks, the cleanup job is easy to underestimate. A nightly delete of old delivery records may fit in one request today and

<p>I built a tool that answers one question: when a website won't load, is it your connection or the site? It runs two checks in parallel — measures your own line in the browser