I Built An AI That Roasts Me. It Hurt.

<p>Hey devs! :)</p> <p>I built a fun micro-project called <strong>GH_ROAST.ai</strong>. It analyzes GitHub profiles and generates roasts (or toasts) based on your repositories and

<p>As a solo developer, the biggest bottleneck isn't usually the ideas—it's the time required to execution. Recently, I wanted to launch a suite of free web tools for developers

<p>Let's be real: the current AI coding workflow is tedious. </p> <p>You hit a bug. You copy your code. You tab out to ChatGPT/Claude. You paste it. You copy the fix. You paste it

<p>**## 🧠 What if AI made your life WORSE?</p> <p>You wave at someone → they don’t wave back<br /> → AI: “They hate you. Always have.”**</p> <p>You send a message → no reply<br />

<p>Hey folks! 👋<br /> As a solo developer building for the global market, balancing performance, shipping speed, and server costs is always a tricky triangle. Recently, I launched

<p>iCloud shared albums take 26+ seconds to load on my 300 Mbps fiber connection. I timed it. Apple, a trillion-dollar company, built something that is embarrassing to show

<p><em>This is a submission for the <a href="https://dev.to/challenges/aprilfools-2026">DEV April Fools Challenge</a></em></p> <p>Every week there's a new AI that claims to change

<p>Every AI app right now looks exactly the same: a clean white background, a polite assistant, and a text box. It’s getting a little boring. </p> <p>I saw the <strong>Build with