I wrote a semi-anti-AI parody about Nvidia.

<h2> FlashQLA Kernels Accelerate AI; NVIDIA &amp; AMD Unveil New GPUs </h2> <h3> Today's Highlights </h3> <p>This week, Qwen introduced FlashQLA, high-performance attention

<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><ul> <li>OpenAI and Broadcom are teaming up to build <strong>10 gigawatts of custom AI data centers</strong> with their own chips – enough to power

<p><em>This is a submission for the <a href="https://dev.to/challenges/aprilfools-2026">DEV April Fools Challenge</a></em></p> <h2> Abstract </h2> <p>This paper presents

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<table> <tr><td> <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1u6u17i/tensordyne_announces_logarithmic_ai_compute_chips/"> <img alt="Tensordyne announces Logarithmic AI

<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p><strong>TL;DR:</strong> Jensen Huang and China's data chief both declared tokens a &quot;commodity&quot; and &quot;settlement unit&quot; the same